Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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