Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
my poor anus
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