Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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