White coat. Heels.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
