How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
