Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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