nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize