well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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