You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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