carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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