So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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