I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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