so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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