WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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