is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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