So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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