just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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