She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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