I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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