Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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