Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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