I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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