there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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