3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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