very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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