Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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