At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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