Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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