I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
