You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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