In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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