She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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