In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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