the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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