i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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