We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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