do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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