tell your sister to shave her snatch
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I seem to have left my pride at pride
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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