The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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