We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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