Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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