school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sext me about skeletons
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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