Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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