They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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