And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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