no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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