I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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