the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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