She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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