break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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