Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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