God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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