gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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