Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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