just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
