That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think my fart just growled at me.
My cat gives me a boner
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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